Things people have said to me in the past couple of months:

My mother, upon my starting the Pill (which I am on principally for medical reasons): "You know that doesn't protect against STDs..."

Sul, in whose room I will be living and in whose bed I will be sleeping this summer (he was joking): "Not too many random guys, okay? Use a plastic sheet."

Everyone thinks I'm getting so much more action than I am.