I just went to the liquor store with one earring in.

We're talking prominent dangly earrings that come well below my jawlength hair. That I like to wear partially because they jingle on windy days. It's a windy day. I have no idea how I didn't notice the jingle was only coming from one ear.

I even checked myself out in one of the big mirrors on the wall on the way in. Someone looked at me funny, I thought because I was checking myself out in the mirror, or maybe because he thought I was cute.

I'm hoping they all just thought I was trying for some bizarre eighties revival thing.