At dinner tonight, with Dan, Dan's fiancée Adriana, and Tim (with whom I broke up fairly recently, but we're okay enough that I've been giving him girl advice), Dan and Tim realized that they'd been given mismatched chopsticks so they had two pairs, but split up between the two of them but each of them had one from each pair.

Dan: ...but you've already had it in your mouth and I swore I'd never go near that again.

(There is a pause, as the joke is more droll than laugh-out-loud funny.)

Me: ...Me too.

A few years ago, I only would have thought that.