Links first:

Funny: "The gay trill of an angry gull."

Killer: Loretta Lynn + Jack White = Magic.

Insightful: Sarah B. on love. I don't think that "punch in the throat" is necessarily the best image (I guess it's different for everyone), but you still know know what she means.

In other news, this is how I feel about writing cover letters; I seriously suck at it so much and I feel dirty after. (There is a sex joke in there, but I am too demure to make it.)

Who wants to give me a job? My skills include talking about menstruation, listening to pretentious music, reading weblogs, smiling, being obsessed with Beyoncé, keeping my hair shiny, having well-moisturized lips, expounding on studio-era Hollywood, thinking about boys, and procrastination.