In no particular order, things that are bad today:
- There is fruit-scented deodorant. I don't understand this fruit-flavoured cosmetics thing. Lip gloss makes sense, becuase you're putting it on your lips, with which your tongue can't help but come in contact, so you want them to taste good. Even bubble-bath, to a point. But what woman in her right mind wants her armpits to smell like watermelon?
- There is Nair for Men. Maybe it's always been there, on the shelf above the regular Nair and all those waxing kits. (I don't usually shop for depilatories, but I was considering trying waxing. I hate shaving, but I have sensitive skin and a wussy constitution. I am still undecided.)
- Creepy middle-aged guy at Starbucks staring at me. He was the same middle-aged guy who kept smiling at me when I looked up from my book last time I was in that Starbucks.
- No one commenting on my blog all day! (Not like that many people comment usually, and mostly it's the same four people all the time, but still.)
- The Daily Show was apparently a rerun. Or they were just using the exact same Ed Helms goes to Vegas bit again.
- I saw a mouse in my common room. A MOUSE. Small and brown. In my COMMON ROOM. Just running along the wall, bold as brass. MOUSE.
- I am all by myself and have no one to comfort me from the mouse-seeing trauma.
Posted at 11:53:26 pm by mootpoint
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Brenda likes Elvis Costello, Jon Stewart, Samuel Fuller, that episode of the Simpsons with the space coyote, egg bread, kissing, Veronica Mars, spicy hummus, the Food Network, and espresso.
