Best question asked of me by a person to whom I was applying for a job:

Music store dude: "Who would win in a fight, God or Jimmy Page?"

Me: [short pause, then, confidently] "Jimmy Page."

Music store dude: "Actually, that's a trick question; as we all know, Jimmy Page is God."

He said there was nothing right then, but that I'd "passed the test," and he'd keep me in mind.